"Self-Branding" or "Eternity's Jester"

Future generations will - for eons to come - have a face to associate the word fool with, from the time on that Malcom Muggeridge's prophecy will be fulfilled that the evolutionary paradigm (= less than a theory, since theories are based on things we can observe), will turn out to have been "one of the great jokes in the history books of the future" and a laughing stock for countless generations to come.

Latest by the time that Richard Dawkins, the epitome of the fulfillment of King David of old's outcry in the Psalms, "The fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God!'," will stand stark naked before his Maker - as inevitably as his upcoming rendezvous with death - he will wish he would have gnawed off his own fingers instead of writing such God-forsaken tommy rot as he's spouting off in his atrocity of a book, "The God Delusion," which is probably the greatest incentive and inspiration to commit suicide ever concocted by a fool professing himself to be wise, with perhaps the sole exception of the slightly less pseudo-intellectual rantings of his soul mate Marilyn Manson.

Convicted of a greater evil than downright maliciousness, namely stupidity, the very sin which Dietrich Bonhoeffer exposed as the greater enemy of good in his letters from a Nazi prison shortly before his execution, ordered personally by another infamous sucker for Darwin's monkey business, Adolf Hitler; as incredible as it may sound, Dawkins will probably finally have run out of words then, desiring nothing more than to have eaten his former barrage of them.

"Silence is golden" will probably ring truer to him than any single other of the billions at that party, but then one of the definitions of the word fool in Eternity's dictionary must unmistakably be, "Someone in love with the sound of his own voice," (and - alas - there are many).

On a positive side, the citizens of Tomorrow will need something to laugh about, and having someone like Dawkins around then will provide ample occasion to do so, once his victims - those who actually swallowed his garbage - will have forgiven themselves for their audacity. Perhaps those a little less inclined to humor will pity him, as one would a formerly blind person who vehemently swore up and down that "there is no light" until his eyes were opened and he found himself face to face with a glaring sun, and hence breaking forth into bitter weeping.

As for me, I'll join the more light-hearted crowd and will beg him over a pint to tell it once more, the one about, "There is no God!"

Who Are the Anti-Semites?

In a world that's spiritually governed by the Father of Lies, it is dangerous to tell the truth. But somebody's going to have to do it anyway.

Most people are unaware of the origins of the word "anti-semitism" or "anti-semitic."

The three letters "sem" that give those words its meaning actually resemble the name of Shem, one of the three sons of Noah. Shem was the forefather of the Asian tribes, including Jews and Arabs, while Japheth and Ham, Noah's other two sons, became the forefathers of the European and African tribes.

To be anti-semitic, in the true sense of the word, thus means to be against the descendants of Shem, and to tend to discriminate against those of a slightly darker color of skin than Europeans.

It just so happens that descendants of a European tribe named the Khazars, who in the 8th century took on as their state religion a particular faith originally embraced by a notorious group of descendants of Shem, along with that group's alphabet, adapting it to their own language, have rigged things up for themselves in such a way that uttering anything against them can be labeled as "anti-semitic."

Reality's stranger than fiction, sometimes, but - wait - this isn't all!

That particular group of actual Japhethites (descendants of Japheth), along with maybe a handful of actual descendants of Shem who share the same faith that the Khazars adopted in the 700s, have taken over a country by terroristic acts that was actually inhabited by a peaceful group of descendants of Shem, howbeit of different faiths. Parts of that land which was taken away from them were officially granted them by the United Nations in 1967, but our smart group of pretenders-to-be-semites (or descendants of Shem) stubbornly get away with ignoring those UN-Resolutions.

They're the only ones, by the way, who have ever successfully been getting away with that, just to show you how smart they are.

In fact, they're so smart that they've managed to convince a large part of the Japhethites (descendants of Japheth) into believing that they are a very special people: the chosen people of the Creator of the world. Even though the Creator of the world has made it quite clear that only those who receive the blood sacrifice of His Son are actually rightful heirs of that title, and all others are liars.

And so the Japhethites, who claim to believe in the Creator's Son, but act as if they don't, actually send the descendants of the Khazars billions of dollars every year in order for them to buy weapons with which they kill and torture the original inhabitants of the country they have taken over by force.

By doing so, and by standing by and applauding every time the occupants kill another bunch of the true descendants of Shem who originally inhabited that country, they defy everything the Creator's Son ever said about His followers being supposed to love their enemies.

The paradox thing about this story is, that it's actually true, and you can momentarily watch another sad episode of it unfolding every time you turn on the news.

The good news about it all is that the Son of the Creator has promised that He would eventually bring all these atrocities and crimes and the deceit to an end, and that He would make those who say they are Semites, but are not, and are lying about it, fall on their knees before those who truly believe in Him, the true chosen people of God.

The Father of Lies will be locked up then, and his children and followers will be told to shut up for a while and give peace a chance.

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God."

So, am I being anti-semitic now, just because I say that those who claim to be descendants of Shem should stop killing the women and children of those who truly are descendants of Shem? Not in my opinion.

They can even keep on believing they're God's chosen people, if they want to, just like any other bunch of Hottentots should have the same right to believe that they are, as long as they don't consider that an excuse to kill everybody else.

All I'm saying is that they should keep laws and UN-Resolutions like all the rest of the world is supposed to, and that they should start behaving like human beings, and start learning something from the lessons history teaches us about the bad guys, instead of imitating them.

Hogsh*t Junkies

Certain brands of people have sometimes been compared to certain types of animals. It's in the Bible: Jesus called King Herod a fox, the Scribes and Pharisees a bunch of vipers, and according to Him, St. Peter, the Beatles and Pink Floyd, well, some people are comparable to pigs. Maybe it's their Chinese star sign, or the way they eat, or both, or simply the way they come across, but the one thing that identifies them for what they are is that where other types of people produce actual meaningful words, they incessantly produce hogsh*t. It may not come out of their rear end, but if gives off the same type of "smell," extremely unpleasant to the listener, or rather, the victim.

You see, this brand of people do not only talk incessantly without ever saying anything, but they're also addicted to the produce of the void inside their own heads, and like any other junkie, druggie or pusher, they won't rest until the rest of the world is either also addicted to their "stuff," or driven into suicide.

They're so in love with the sound of their own voice that they think they're doing mankind the greatest possible favor by simply opening their mouths and letting it all hang out with heroic (or sheer insane) disregard for any consequences.

Of course, we're supposed to love'em, just like all our other fellowmen and -animals, but this is turning out to be the supreme challenge. Because loving someone also includes telling them the truth about themselves, and this is where you'll run into trouble with Hogsh*t Junkies. As soon as you dare to insinuate even the slightest possible criticism or even dare to suggest that perhaps there might be a remote possibility of a need for improvement in any area or aspect of their personality, the hogsh*t junkie will run squealing to the next best person who they know can turn your life into hell for any given length of time, and they will tattle on you and make you regret ever having opened your mouth.

You see, and this is the one vital lesson I humbly would like to convey to you as my gift to you and a light on your path through this year of 2009:

Hogsh*t Junkies are allergic to the truth.

"Well, so is everybody..." you'll say.

Maybe you're right.

And probably even more so by the end of this year, as they are taking over the world, not resting until they have made hogsh*t junkies like themselves out of each and every one of us.

Or driven us to an early grave.

Will there be any resistance?

I doubt it.

But if you should find out anything, give me a call. You may just save my life or prevent me from morphing into one of them (if I haven't done so already).